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clown-hole:

gerardwayoftheday2:

why-are-all-of-my-usernames-gone:

gerardwayoftheday2:

bread-of-death:

gerardwayoftheday2:

gerardwayoftheday2:

vampyre-priest:

gerardwayoftheday2:

gerardwayoftheday2:

today i stubbed my tow very hard against my dressor but didn’t feel anything #numb🤘

i spelled dresser wrong are you serious

And toe

wait what

this is so embarrassing

Posts that have 10k to me

hey now

you’re a rock star

get your game on

A case of Yoplait brand yogurt cups. (Pronounced YO-PLAY)ALT

argothiathedreamer:

I really think that it’s important to remember @staff are trying to phase out custom blogs! Literally the most fun and interesting part of Tumblr and a very awesome selling point of Tumblr’s entire model.

That’s part of their whole ‘Tumblr’s not easy to use’ bullshit. They’ve been working at it for months now, you can’t even access someone’s custom blog from mobile anymore and like not even on the mobile website.

So yeah that theme and those pages you worked so hard to make unique and interesting? The webcomic hosted on Tumblr in such a way that it basically has it’s own website? The ARCHIVE of your blog that you can pretty much only access from a button on your custom blog? It’ll all go down the gutter if we don’t yell until our voices go hoarse.

This is a BLOGGING website the point of the website is THE BLOGS! I didn’t work hard to maintain my blog and keep the pages on it looking pretty for some hack at RND to decide it needs to go to make way for their ‘definitely not-Twitter’ ideal website. I swear to god the loss of our custom blogs will be the exact last straw for me and I WILL leave.

littlestfallenangel:

fairycosmos:

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn’t escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

But now that you know that, you can change. Doesn’t have to be today, or tomorrow, or even a year from now, but until you’re six feet under it’s never too late to live your life the way you want to

starlightomatic:

void-milf:

carfuckerlynch:

evalkyrie:

evalkyrie:

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

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I never said it couldn’t be

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

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Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can’t handle most girls’ loads.

#girls’ loads you say?

seekingonceagain:

gaytanic-panic:

Ukrainian troops find a trench occupied by a marbled polecat

Ferret gunner but he left his stilts at home

fuckysuckybrigade:

fuckysuckybrigade:

I love to use my disability “as an excuse.” Fuck yeah my disability is an excuse. It’s the most valid excuse I have. I’m not helping you lift that box/etc because my disability would make it fucking painful. Not wanting to be in pain is a good enough reason. I’m not going to put myself in pain to comfort your sensibilities.

Yes I’m using my disability as an excuse because I refuse to hurt myself for you. If you’re mad about it you can cry! ❤️

Happy disability pride month.

In honor of my chronic pain flareup that I could’ve avoided by asking my wife for help here’s your reminder to say no to stuff when it is safe to do so!! Ask for help!!

This month practice saying “I can’t do that. It would hurt me.” or “can I have help with (x)?” Start with a friend or family member who you feel comfortable asserting your boundaries with and keep saying no.

hedwig-dordt:

etrianodysseyobsession-hd:

smoozie:

buildabettermeme:

So you know how when you’re a new Tumblr user that defected from Reddit because that ship is going dooowwwnn baaybaayy, and you don’t really know how everything works yet, and so somehow you end up on your own profile page but you dont realize thats its your own and you scroll like 5 posts and you think to yourself “wow I agree with everything Im seeing this is interesting” and then its like “wait I think Ive read all these before” and then you freeze and look at the top bar and see your own tag and realize “oh god fuck I have just reblogged all these posts another time over” and then you have to go through and make sure you dont have unintended duplicates and burn in shame in hopeful privacy because fuck Im making a gigantic fool of myself on this lovely platform that I did not download nearly quickly enough

You’re doing great!! Reblogging the same things a few times is normal here!! Even several times in a row! My followers have been tormented by a post I find funny 20x on their dashboard! Nothing wrong with multiple rbs if u deem it worthy

Tumblr is a pvp zone and Reblog Burst is a very popular special move.

“I need to love it more” is a really common sentiment here.

northwest-cryptid:

bitternest:

bitternest:

chaser:

Headline reading: Elon Musk to sue Tumblr for plagiarism after learning they are also trying to fuck up a perfectly good websiteALT
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Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

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cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can’t stop us.

camembertlythere:

homunculus-argument:

“Quivering” is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you’re quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

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artofmisi:

herssian:

i don’t know where the notion that if you don’t give big bucks to an artist then you’re not really supporting them came from, but when people say even a tiny bit of monetary support saves an artist, it’s not for the aesthetic or the gesture of it all. i’ve been able to have actual drinking water on days i’ve been incredibly broke simply because someone bought a brush pack for 2 euros. in the most actual, literal way i could possibly convey this: the SMALLEST amount counts. in practice counts. people-get-to-eat-today counts. especially in this age of everyone and their mother being out to deplatform artists. there’s value in the tiniest of ways

#don’t get me started on how sharing people’s works helps bring in the money down the line even if all you did was reblog something#a little bit goes a long way#that is all

gallusrostromegalus:

goddamnshinyrock:

naamahdarling:

blondejaneblonde:

catchymemes:

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Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.

Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!

I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.

Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.

I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.

spockhatesterfs:

sarugetyou:

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

petulantworm:

I’m curious about something

I’ve talked to the person I reblogged this from

I’ve never talked to the person I reblogged this from

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Talking meaning chatting online, interacting irl, or even exchanging one or two messages. I just want to see how much tumblr users actually talk to each other!